Friday, November 21, 2008

Freaky Friday #1: Fakin It


So me and one of my close male friends was having a conversation about chicks fakin it during sex, which brings me to the first installment of 'Freaky Friday!' I will do one blog about sex every Friday. Anything goes and you will soon find out I don't have a problem talkin bout sex.....

So the debate we had was why do females fake it? My friend had sex wit this chick the other day that he says faked all her sexual excitement but he doesn't care about that, he hates the fact that she was sooooo dramatic when she did it. What I didn't get was that he said he was ok wit a chick fakin it! Do all guys feel like that!?! When I asked him why he didn't care about her fakin it he said....and I quote...."She was a hoe, I just wanted to nut. I didn't give a fuck if she came 1,000 times or none. Only chick I care about satisfying is the wifey. All these other bitches get pumped till I nut and then the sex is over. I'm not about to take my time to please a hoe."
......lol @ "get pumped till I nut"
He then went on to say he would rather a female he likes (not just a jumpoff) to fake it instead of just layin there. This is where I disagree. I refuse to have sex wit a nigga if I gotta fake it. And fuckin right I dont just lay there and take some wack shit. I had an 'encounter' before where I straight up told dude to get up off me cause he was not doin nothing for me. If I can't get me then why the hell would I let you get you? Ya'll chicks is buggin and need to get it together. Hoe or not, if you gonna have sex make it worth it. Also, why the hell would a dude be ok wit a chick fakin it? Once you have sex wit a girl, you have to realize your name also goes along wit the sex you had. She will go around and tell every bitch that she knows, that your dick was wack. So all ya'll dudes should also get it together and not have sex until you know a bitch wont fake it!

(****always have safe sex****) This wraps up my first issue of 'Freaky Friday.'

1 comment:

The Delve said...

Interesting. Personally if she faked it all dramatically that's just playing herself and making me mess up my nut.

I don't need no drama. Just take the pipe and keep it real.

Now with wifey that's when you care, I agree. Not in a two-timing sense, just...when you find a female that you would put in the work to please, you want to be proper.

good ish.

Hijynx

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