Freaky Friday #2: Anal Sex

So far I get all my freaky Friday ideas from a convo I have with my friends...does that mean my friends are freaky? Fuckin right lol!!!!

My mans Kevin and I was enjoying some food at the chicken spot by my apartment and in walks this chick with a big ass booty. I mean this booty was just out the box yo {no homo} it was way to big for her body lol. So neways, of course Kevin noticed it (just like the other 3 or 4 dudes in the spot) and the first thing that came out his mouth was......"that bitch get madd anal." Ok, first off I laughed so loud everybody toke their eyes off the booty for one quick second to see what bitch is laughing so fuckin loud. Second off, is that the first thing niggas think when a bitch got ass?

So of course I asked him why he thinks that and he said he doesn't know, he just knows when he first started dating his ex she had no ass but then they started having anal sex and within a month she magically grew a ass. {Ok now ladies don't go out there and start gettin it in the booty just cause you want a ass cause I don't think it works like that.} But we started talkin about anal sex and he asked if I ever did it...... HELL TO THE NAW!!!! Then he wanna say I'm lieing cause every bitch tryed it before. Really? I highly doubt that. And I will proudly be the only bitch who hasn't.

I don't think I'm the only one who thinks this, but if anybody else thinks I am let me know so I can go get my bestfriend who will agree with me. I will admit that I can be a freak when needed but anal sex is not my thing. I don't see why (unless your gay) you would want anything going in your ass. That shit is just nasty. Then it takes to much work. You gotta make sure everything is lubricated so you won't rip ya damn asshole and it will go in easier, then it makes your shit looser so you gonna be shiting like water later on, then you can't get a cum from your ass so you gotta play with yourself while ya man in ya ass gettin him. Damn, I make that shit sound madd nasty lol. Well it is dammit!! I understand men like it cause it tight as hell {Kevins words, not mine} but I just can't do it. Maybe if I was fuckin wit a nigga with a 2 inch dick I would consider it...but that will never happen cause if you only got 2 inchs your ass should be embrassed to pull it out and just stick to given head.

Freaky Friday #1: Fakin It

So me and one of my close male friends was having a conversation about chicks fakin it during sex, which brings me to the first installment of 'Freaky Friday!' I will do one blog about sex every Friday. Anything goes and you will soon find out I don't have a problem talkin bout sex.....

So the debate we had was why do females fake it? My friend had sex wit this chick the other day that he says faked all her sexual excitement but he doesn't care about that, he hates the fact that she was sooooo dramatic when she did it. What I didn't get was that he said he was ok wit a chick fakin it! Do all guys feel like that!?! When I asked him why he didn't care about her fakin it he said....and I quote...."She was a hoe, I just wanted to nut. I didn't give a fuck if she came 1,000 times or none. Only chick I care about satisfying is the wifey. All these other bitches get pumped till I nut and then the sex is over. I'm not about to take my time to please a hoe."
......lol @ "get pumped till I nut"
He then went on to say he would rather a female he likes (not just a jumpoff) to fake it instead of just layin there. This is where I disagree. I refuse to have sex wit a nigga if I gotta fake it. And fuckin right I dont just lay there and take some wack shit. I had an 'encounter' before where I straight up told dude to get up off me cause he was not doin nothing for me. If I can't get me then why the hell would I let you get you? Ya'll chicks is buggin and need to get it together. Hoe or not, if you gonna have sex make it worth it. Also, why the hell would a dude be ok wit a chick fakin it? Once you have sex wit a girl, you have to realize your name also goes along wit the sex you had. She will go around and tell every bitch that she knows, that your dick was wack. So all ya'll dudes should also get it together and not have sex until you know a bitch wont fake it!

(****always have safe sex****) This wraps up my first issue of 'Freaky Friday.'